You're not going to believe it!!

We went to dinner tonight with an old school friend of Denis who lives in Menaggio and Milano. He is married to an Italian woman who is a professor of Italian in Lugano. He is a professor at a university of Milano. Also two lady friends were along. We went to a country club in Menaggio; a beautiful place high over the lake with a golf course. We were having dinner when we heard that the only other American member of the club was going to be sitting at the table next to us. Yes, you guessed it. GEORGE CLOONEY. He's short. He was with a party of ten or so.

One of the ladies we were having dinner with lives in Roma. She told us that it is common knowledge that the Pope is gay.

What a night!